Rene Luria
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🛠️ README.md -> updated local mods 🛠️ deploy/kustomization.yaml -> added netpol
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# ❌ No-as-a-Service
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FORKED FROM https://github.com/hotheadhacker/no-as-a-service
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## local modifications
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- answer on / instead of /no
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- add /health endpoint for kube readiness probe
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- add Dockerfile to build this sh*t
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- kustomization in [deploy](deploy) directory (use your own registry)
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the deploy runs non root, no caps, read only file system, network policy and sh*t ftw
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## intro
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<p align="center">
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<img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/hotheadhacker/no-as-a-service/main/assets/imgs/naas-with-no-logo-bunny.png" width="800" alt="No-as-a-Service Banner" width="70%"/>
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</p>
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Ever needed a graceful way to say “no”?
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This tiny API returns random, generic, creative, and sometimes hilarious rejection reasons — perfectly suited for any scenario: personal, professional, student life, dev life, or just because.
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Built for humans, excuses, and humor.
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<!-- GitAds Sponsorship Badge -->
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<p align="center">
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<a href="https://docs.gitads.dev/">
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<img src="https://gitads.dev/assets/images/sponsor/camos/camo-3.png" alt="Sponsored by GitAds" />
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</a>
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</p>
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<p align="center">
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This project is <strong>sponsored by <a href="https://docs.gitads.dev/docs/getting-started/publishers">GitAds</a></strong>.<br>
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You can get your GitHub repository sponsored too — <a href="https://docs.gitads.dev/docs/getting-started/publishers">create your account now</a>.
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</p>
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---
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## 🚀 API Usage
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**Base URL**
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```
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https://naas.isalman.dev/no
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```
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**Method:** `GET`
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**Rate Limit:** `120 requests per minute per IP`
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### 🔄 Example Request
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```http
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GET /no
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```
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### ✅ Example Response
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```json
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{
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"reason": "This feels like something Future Me would yell at Present Me for agreeing to."
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}
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```
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Use it in apps, bots, landing pages, Slack integrations, rejection letters, or wherever you need a polite (or witty) no.
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---
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## 🛠️ Self-Hosting
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Want to run it yourself? It’s lightweight and simple.
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### 1. Clone this repository
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```bash
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git clone https://github.com/hotheadhacker/no-as-a-service.git
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cd no-as-a-service
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```
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### 2. Install dependencies
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```bash
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npm install
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```
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### 3. Start the server
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```bash
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npm start
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```
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The API will be live at:
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```
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http://localhost:3000/no
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```
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You can also change the port using an environment variable:
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```bash
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PORT=5000 npm start
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```
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---
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## 📁 Project Structure
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```
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no-as-service/
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├── index.js # Express API
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├── reasons.json # 1000+ universal rejection reasons
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├── package.json
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└── README.md
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```
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---
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## 📦 package.json
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For reference, here’s the package config:
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```json
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{
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"name": "no-as-service",
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"version": "1.0.0",
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"description": "A lightweight API that returns random rejection or no reasons.",
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"main": "index.js",
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"scripts": {
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"start": "node index.js"
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},
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"author": "hotheadhacker",
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"license": "MIT",
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"dependencies": {
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"express": "^4.18.2",
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"express-rate-limit": "^7.0.0"
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}
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}
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```
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---
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## 👤 Author
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Created with creative stubbornness by [hotheadhacker](https://github.com/hotheadhacker)
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---
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## 📄 License
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MIT — do whatever, just don’t say yes when you should say no.
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